Oh my lordy!!!!! I just got this dandy new tool that's called an Epilady. Basically its a little waxer doo-hicky that is now the bain to my existence!!!!! It pulls out each little hair! I mean, conventional waxing seems like it would be a lot quicker and less painful! I was crying as I was going up an down on my arms with this beast! Goodness gravy! It took me 45 minutes to get most of the hair to the point where I was "satisfied" on my left arm, then I realized in horror... I still had to do the other arm!!!!!! >=O By then I was about to throw the piece of shit out the window. They actually mention that you can use it on your bikini area, and I was thinking, 'WHY ON GOD'S EARTH WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!? I had a hard enough of a time using it on my arms, you must be out of your mind to use it there....
Annnnnnyyywayss....
I went to the reserve today with a buddy of mine and we went walking around taking pictures =] I still haven't gotten the pictures up cause I'm lazy as hell and don't feel like it... its over 235... ughh.. I found the most perfecto tree to climb and I got to the point where I was at least 20 feet in the air, it was wonderful...
Then I couldn't get down....
Yep.. I got stuck in a tree, like a helpless cat... I felt like such an idiot, cause I climb trees all the time and i never fear hei
ghts but I was scared shitless. So in the end I had to try and slide down to the closest branch. So I put my arms around the trunk and slid down the tree... OMG the most painful thing ever! Well I wouldn't say ever... the waxing beat that.. But nonetheless I tore my arms apart. They look like Chop Sui, and I'm bruised everywhere.. I'm afraid to go out in public cause someone might report me to child protective services for abuse :PWell that was an interesting day.. I need a bath, rub a dub dub!!! :))
Until next time!!!!
-Lauren (secret agent)...
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