Waxing is cruel and unusual punishment!!!!!!!!

Oh my lordy!!!!! I just got this dandy new tool that's called an Epilady. Basically its a little waxer doo-hicky that is now the bain to my existence!!!!! It pulls out each little hair! I mean, conventional waxing seems like it would be a lot quicker and less painful! I was crying as I was going up an down on my arms with this beast! Goodness gravy! It took me 45 minutes to get most of the hair to the point where I was "satisfied" on my left arm, then I realized in horror... I still had to do the other arm!!!!!! >=O By then I was about to throw the piece of shit out the window. They actually mention that you can use it on your bikini area, and I was thinking, 'WHY ON GOD'S EARTH WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!? I had a hard enough of a time using it on my arms, you must be out of your mind to use it there....


Annnnnnyyywayss....

I went to the reserve today with a buddy of mine and we went walking around taking pictures =] I still haven't gotten the pictures up cause I'm lazy as hell and don't feel like it... its over 235... ughh.. I found the most perfecto tree to climb and I got to the point where I was at least 20 feet in the air, it was wonderful...

Then I couldn't get down....

Yep.. I got stuck in a tree, like a helpless cat... I felt like such an idiot, cause I climb trees all the time and i never fear heights but I was scared shitless. So in the end I had to try and slide down to the closest branch. So I put my arms around the trunk and slid down the tree... OMG the most painful thing ever! Well I wouldn't say ever... the waxing beat that.. But nonetheless I tore my arms apart. They look like Chop Sui, and I'm bruised everywhere.. I'm afraid to go out in public cause someone might report me to child protective services for abuse :P


Well that was an interesting day.. I need a bath, rub a dub dub!!! :))

Until next time!!!!

-Lauren (secret agent)...

Snargle-Largelpuss...

Hi, we haven't met....or maybe we have? Hmmm..... I dunno... either way, my name is Lauren ^^ This is my first ever blog. I've always wanted to try blogging, like sitting in a caribou in some obscure location sipping a mocha and blogging away a storm. Well it took awhile to get started, but bettah late then nevah! :) I don't like to complain about my problems cause I try to be as glass-half-full as I can be.

This is sometimes an annoying quality to others, but they can suck it! I like being over happy. But I unfortunately tend to bottle up a lot of emotions that I don't like sharing with others, because part of me thinks they could care less about my problems. So I decided maybe I could blog some of these emotions or just day to day thingers, just to get them off my chest. Well here we go!!!

Lemme share some things about me..

1. I don't like people who chew with their mouth wide open, I dunno why, but I don't think I'm interested in seeing your food go through its first step in digestion... o.O

2. I'm random!!!! And I love it! I say that people with random personalities notice a lot more of the itty-bitty details that other people miss.

3. I can't handle silence. Maybe I'm just ADD? I'm not sure, but I dislike silence cause it seems to create room for my thinking to go a bit out of control, I'm listening to Breaking Benjamin as I'm typing this!

4. I'm very passionate with music. I play the violin, flute, piano, guitar, and harmonica ^_^ Music is my security blanky ready to catch me.


5. I hate hate hate hate HATE people who prejudge before they get to know the person they're judging. Then they never get an opportunity to get to know them? I also strongly dislike people who are rude or make fun of other people. It just doesn't comprehend in my brain.

6. I seem to attract clingy people... Ya know, the kinds that call you every 5 minutes? Or the ones that NEED to have FIVE HOUR LONG conversations on facebook, and by the 5th hour you're seriously about ready to rip your face off. But it's like you can't say no, I have to go, cause I have a life besides talking to you, or you feel bad.. Oh well, at least I know I can't get lonely...

7. I run to ease stress. I run to the point where I'm about to break down crying from pain and cramps. I live for that! Because how I see it, pain is the weakness leaving the body. Although, all of the running is quite harsh on my knees and I have calcification on my feet... o.O But it's worth it..

8. I LOVE ART.. period.

9. Making friends is almost like a sport for me! I love it! I like to see the diversity in all of the new people I meet, it's always been my goal to meet and friend a new person everyday..

10. I like to climb trees, it brings me closer to the sky.

There was a lot I didn't cover in ten points... I don't even think thats possible for a human to do anyways... bleh.. But as Shrek says, ogars are like onions, they have layers. Now I'm not calling myself an ogar, but I have a lot of layers like any other person. Peel my layers back and you'll discover things you never knew. :) Ew, that was a really lame comparison! Oh well. If you managed to make it though this blog without dying of pure BORDUM, throw me a comment. I'd like to hear from you! I'll try to post daily...TRY.....well.... maybe not daily................. ;)